Mk.II SteamBoard

Be the envy of your office and/or evil laboratory with the Mk.II SteamBoard! 

In the wake of the...incident...involving the Mk.I SteamBoard, we went right back to the drawing board to develop this stunning piece of hardware. The result is not only gorgeous but also guaranteed not to go on any type of purely hypothetical rampage.

Featuring customized keys, copper and red velour accents and genuine hand-cut wood inlays, the Mk.II's warm ascetic offers a welcome change from the cold and mundane look of the everyday keyboard without sacrificing any of the functionality.

If all that wasn't enough, we want you to know that every Mk.II purchase will not only go toward the Lab Assistant #4434-1B Memorial Fund, but will help support the search and capture effort for the Mk.I SteamBoard, which escaped from the laboratory and is currently at large. 

NOTE: If you encounter the Mk.I SteamBoard, do not approach it.  DO NOT attempt to capture the Mk.I SteamBoard. If you or a member of your family have come into direct contact with the Mk.I SteamBoard, please contact your local Poison Control centre and/or National Guard unit.

There is no need to panic. We have the situation under control.